Be Afraid, Be VERY Afraid

KFC has never been afraid to feed you whatever the hell they felt like. Chickens juiced up on HGH with breasts and thighs the size of Texas. Not to mention all of the other strange menu items that see chicken do some things that go against everything natural in the world. I saw this commercial for this Cardiac arrest waiting to happen, and I can’t lie, the shit scared me. KFC is basically telling chicken eaters that we are going to kill you, and there’s nothing you can do about it because you know you LOOOOOOVE bacon. Two pieces of massive chicken between cheese and bacon? Does its come with antacid or a cyanide pill? This is the mark of the beast, you have been warned. lol

The sandwich will be available in two forms. The Original Recipe sandwich will set you back about 540 calories, 32g of fat and 1380mg of sodium. The not-as-bad-for-you Grilled Double Down totals 460 calories, 23g of fat and 1430mg of sodium.



2 responses to “Be Afraid, Be VERY Afraid

  1. Now you already know I gots to try it!!!

  2. LMFAO… I saw the commercial today. I can also say that I was not surprised by the latest concoction from KFC. I feel like they might have actually got something right this time. Who wouldn’t want twice the chicken, and not only that, but put cheese and bacon between the two pieces! Who needs bread anyway, this fits under the Atkins NO CARB diet menu

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